snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

(via annijade)

beben-eleben:

Pagdating sa Love
Parents: ang BATA-BATA mo pa!

Pagdating sa Gawaing-Bahay
Parents: ang TANDA-TANDA mo na!

sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: shutyourface09)

methlabrador:

my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet 

(via heartgrenade)

sodamnrelatable:

“Maybe because I fucking hate all of you”.

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(via whatsinsidemyheart)

i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it

(Source: believeinperfection, via horridhorseradish)